4 year old 1, Adults -0 (yes minus 0)

I now have a new nickname for Benjamin and it is Rocky. Yesterday while driving home my mom called and asked if I had heard the latest story on him. At this point I am thinking uh oh. Apparently Benjamin got into a fight at school with another little boy in his class (over what we do not know) but Benjamin out of nowhere turned into Rocky. This boy hit Benjamin and he being the little tush hog that he is slammed this boy down on the gym floor and sat on his head. I so see him becoming a famous WWF star in his future.
The teacher managed to get Benjamin off of the boy's head and put him in time out. Now for most people who have a basic understanding of the conduct system, there are three colors that children can be placed on. Green (good behavior), Yellow (warning/semi bad behavior) and Red (very bad behavior). Well guess which color the boy was placed on? You got it, red. His daddy told him that if he had a good day at school they could go to Wal-Mart and he would be able to get a new Transformer action figure. Well let's just say that he knew he was not going to Wal-Mart after school. I am guessing this really pissed him off as he yelled at the teacher and the opponet whose head he sat on "Now I a won't get to get my Transformer". When his daddy came to school to pick him up, he told him "Daddy, we don't need to go to my classroom" as he knew what was gonna happen if his Daddy saw that he was on red.
So he did not get to pick out a new Transformer but this sneaky little boy had a back up plan. He calls our mom aka Mamaw and tells her "I love you Mamaw, I really miss you. Will you pick me up from school tommorrow?" in his sweetest little boy voice. Well Mamaw had no idea that Rocky had been in a WWF smackdown at school, nor that he was on red or that he got a spanking when he got home. She thinking, awww my little guy loves and misses his Mamaw responds back "Sure sweetie, you know Mamaw will pick you up tommorrow. We'll go get your new watch.
This sweet, blonde headed boy has just played all the adults like a fine tuned fiddle. My sister who has heard this conversation gets on the phone with our mother and tells her all about Benjamin's day and how he is not going to get his Transformer now. Our mother, whose game is slipping in her old age says "Well I did not put stipulations on the watch, so I guess we are going to get it".
At this point 4 year old 1, Adults -0